invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

Hey Bub! I think you're the cutest cat I've ever seen! If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?

bublog:

to sleep