owlturdcomix:

Whatever, I wanted a poncho anyway.

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

jorts420:

like this post if u are queer and tired, reblog if u are queer and tired x10

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this