walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

Hey Bub! I think you're the cutest cat I've ever seen! If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?

bublog:

to sleep

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

overtheunderpass:

I was born to be a dad

kismetrix:

fullmetal-dipshit:

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

you are also 50% banana

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filmsinthedarkofdawn:

things I do not care about:

  • Piper Chapman’s storyline.

things I do care about:

  • literally every other storyline on this show.